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Clarence's Summer Leap

by Bob Meier

illustrated by  Jan Meier

Clarence, Dusty and Penelope held hands in a circle as they floated on a lily pad. Gently gliding toward the shore, they stared together at the mosquitoes in the moonlight.  "What a terrific summer this has been!" Clarence spoke out in the cool summer air. The others sat in silence and nodded their heads, enjoying a moment they wished would never end.  You see, their cousin Clarence would be leaving tonight on a journey to a distant land.

A loud honking sound rang out across the lake, breaking the peaceful calm of the evening. It was a sound powerful enough to bring the summer to a close.  It was the distinctive sound of a turtle taxi, waiting to take Clarence home.

" HONK HONK," said the turtle, as he polished his shell beneath the glow of lightning bugs. "Come on you little froglet; I haven't got all evening," shouted a grumpy Mr. Turtle.

Clarence leaped off his lily pad with a treasured photograph of his parents tucked beneath his arms.  "Fried toad squash, it's my ride!" he shouted.

The three froglets quickly huddled in a circle sharing one last summer memory. "Gosh, I sure am gonna miss you guys" Clarence said with a sniffle as he removed his wire rimmed glasses to dry his eyes.

 "Don't worry, Clarence; there'll be plenty of summers for swatin' flies" replied Dusty.

 "And just remember that we love you Clarence" Penelope added with a sweet smile.

 "Here I come Mr. Turtle.  Sorry to keep you waiting," Clarence shouted.

 "Wait, Clarence; don't forget your Alligator bags!", Penelope cried out with excitement.

Clarence quickly turned his head only to find Dusty and Penelope standing behind him holding his bags.

"Gosh Dog!  How silly of me to forget my belongings.  Perhaps a part of me wants to stay.  Well, I'll miss you both," Clarence said as he threw his arms around his cousins one last time.  After a lengthy embrace Clarence was officially on his way.

"Now Clarence, I can only take you as far as the island," blurted the Turtle.  "I'm getting much to old to make the full journey.  You might say I'm running out of gas".

Keeping this in mind, Clarence hopped on the turtle's back feeling a little nervous about his trip.  A familiar voice kept creeping into Clarence's head.  Over and over he could hear his mother warning him never to cross the island alone.  " It's a dark and dangerous place for little frogs," she would say.  "Once a friend of your Grand Pappy's crossed the island and when he returned he couldn't speak or even catch a fly.

 

Poor Clarence had no other way to return home.  Flying was just too expensive and besides his glasses would fog up whenever he leaped through the air.

As the sun began to shine over the lake the next day, a distant cry could be heard. Clarence jumped up on the turtle's back and yelled "Oh, Flying Fish Sticks, I miss my friends".  Clarence would shout Flying Fish Sticks whenever he was nervous or sad. I think Clarence was sad.  Everyone was a little sad today.

 

On the shore Dusty could be seen removing his bandanna to wipe Penelope's eyes.  "Please don't cry, Penelope," said Dusty." Just think of all the good times we had with Clarence. How he used to make us laugh and tell us bedtime stories.  And besides, if you keep crying you'll ruin your new daisy petal dress". Penelope closed her eyes tightly and thought of Clarence.  After a few seconds her tears of sadness quickly turned to droplets of joy.

"Well, here we are, Clarence," said the turtle as he placed Clarence's luggage under a big old shade tree on the island.  "That will cost you two porcupine hairs".  Clarence handed the turtle two porcupine hairs and a jar full of bugs and told him to keep the change.  "Gee, thanks, Clarence," said the turtle as he set off into the darkness.  Clarence watched the turtle grow smaller and smaller in the distance, until he became just a tiny speck.  Clarence was now all alone with his thoughts.

Stretching his arms high over his head Clarence let out a loud yawn.  "I'm sleepy, Mama," he said in a soft voice as he placed the picture of his parents upon a tree stump.  "Maybe I'll take a nap."

"Click, click " went the latches to Clarence's alligator bag.  Clarence dug his hand to the bottom of the bag and pulled out his spider web hammock and favorite night shirt.  A few minutes later Clarence's head was filled with dreams.  Sweet dreams of returning home.

Now Clarence slept for what seemed to be days until a strange noise in the night woke him up.  "RIB-BUTT, who's there?"  Clarence shouted in his deepest frog voice.  "RIB-BUTT, RIB-BUTT, RIB-BUTT, who is it?"  A stream of light came from the woods and shined in Clarence's eyes.  "Flying Fish Sticks!" Clarence yelled as he covered his eyes in fear.

As the light grew closer the shadowy image of a boy appeared.  It was a dark and scary shadow holding a flashlight and a red polka dotted shoe box.  Clarence sat motionless as he felt a hand squeeze at his sides and lift him up in the air.  Plunk! Crash! Boom! Clarence saw stars as he and his belongings were thrown carelessly into the box. 

The boy ran lightening fast with his prize, toward his bicycle resting against a tree. He tossed the shoe box in the basket secured to his handlebars and boosted himself up onto his bike. 

Like a gust of wind he took off down a dirt path cut through the woods.  Barely able to control his bike, he dangled his feet at each side as the peddles went round and round. His yellow bike soared through the air. His license plate flapped in the wind.  "Stevie", it read. I believe that was his name.

Meanwhile, Clarence was tumbling and fumbling, tossing and turning at even the slightest bump.  It was even worse than the Tadpole Twister ride he rode at the fairgrounds last summer.  Just as Clarence slid on his belly into a corner of the box, the ride began to come to an end.

Stevie left his bicycle on the front lawn and ran into the house with his shoe box by his side.

"And what do we have here, young man?" asked Stevie's mom, Sarah, at the front door.

Stevie skidded to a stop at the foot of the stairs, surprised to see his mom. "Oh, nuthing Mom, just some pebbles and junk I'm collecting."

"Okay, well go up stairs and wash up.  Dinner will be ready in 15 minutes."

"Whew!  That was a close one," Stevie thought to himself as he headed for his room.

Stevie sat at the edge of his bed and slid back the lid to the box.  Just enough so he could peek inside at Clarence.  Slowly he put his eye up to the box and looked inside.  Clarence shook in fear as the huge eyeball stared down at him.  "I am not afraid,  I am not afraid," Clarence mumbled to himself.  Still the eyeball watched over him. "Rib-but Rib-but I am not afraid!" screamed Clarence at the top of his lungs.

Clarence's scream frightened Stevie so much that he dropped the box, bouncing Clarence onto the bed.  Clarence bounced up and down on the mattress five or six times before coming to a stop on a fluffy pillow.  "I'm sorry I dropped you, little froggie," Stevie said as he came out from behind the window curtains.

Stevie opened up his top dresser drawer and carefully placed Clarence inside.  "Here you go, little frog.  I think you'll find it cozy in here.  Now I have to go eat my dinner.  Oh, don't worry; I'll bring you back something good to eat."

After a few minutes Clarence began to realize that he wasn't in danger.  Clarence jumped around Stevie's room looking everything over.  He was really excited about all the books Stevie had, especially the encyclopedias.  Clarence loved to read encyclopedias.

After dinner Clarence and Stevie played for a while.  They played hide and seek, go fish, and stared out Stevie's telescope at the stars.  Stevie even put Clarence in his jet fighter airplane and flew him around the room.  It didn't take long for Clarence and Stevie to become good friends.

At first sight of the sun the next morning, Stevie jumped out of bed.  "Wake up, frogger," Stevie announced as he shook Clarence wildly.  "Wake up, wake up, it's a happy day to go out and play."

Stevie quickly dressed himself for breakfast.  He searched all his pockets for a place to hide his little pal so he could go, too.  "Now, froggie I'm gonna put you in my sweater pocket so you won't get squashed.  And please don't make any sounds 'cause my Momma might hear you."

"Good morning sleepy head, did you sleep well?" asked Stevie's mom.

"Yes Momma," Stevie replied as he let out a big yawn.  Everything was going as planned until Momma poured the orange juice.  Just as it swished over the bottom of the glass Clarence let out a loud sneeze. "Ah -Ah - Ah - Ah, Rib-But!"  Stevie looked so surprised.  He had no idea that his friend was allergic to the color orange.

"Stevie, are you feeling all right?" his mother asked.

"Yes, Momma," he replied as he sunk deep into his chair.

"Well, I hope you're not getting sick, especially with school starting next week."

Stevie quickly finished his plate and ran for the back door.  "Yippie yea, yippie yea, now we can play," Stevie yelled as he leaped off the steps into the yard.

Stevie grabbed his bike out of the garage and placed an old blanket in the basket.  "Let's go, froggie, we have so much to do,"  Stevie said as he placed Clarence in the basket.

Stevie peddled hard through the center of town, as little Clarence laid back in his blanket and enjoyed the ride. "Over there is my school and right down that street is Mr. Thompson's candy store,"  Stevie pointed out to his little green friend.  Clarence sat up and leaned over the basket, smiling at all the beautiful sights and waving at all the people.

Stevie wheeled into Dewdrop Park.  There they lay in the grass and gazed up at the clouds. "That one looks like a big googly spider," Stevie said as a fluffy cloud drifted by. "And that one sort of looks like a baseball," Stevie added.

Clarence had all of his attention focused on a cloud way off in the distance.  It was a soft and gentle cloud that reminded him of his sister Julia.  "Rib-but, Rib-but, I miss my family," Clarence cried out.

"Huh? Frogger, did you say something?"  Stevie questioned as he patted little Clarence on the head.  "I wish you were a little boy like me, so we could talk and dig for worms and throw balls and things," Stevie said to Clarence.  "Gee, even though, you're still my best friend in the whole wide world."

The next few days were filled with fun and games.  Clarence and Stevie hiked in the woods, spied on grownups, licked ice cream cones, shot marbles, played leap frog on the beach and camped under Stevie's front porch.  As the days passed Clarence grew ever more homesick; at the same time, he also became best of friends with Stevie.

Then one sunny Thursday, Clarence just knew it was time to head home.  I think Stevie felt it too. "About your little friend," his momma said, " I think it would be best if you let him go."

"Friend?" Stevie questioned.

"You know, your little green friend that you carry around in your sweater."

"Gosh!" Stevie replied; he had no idea his momma even knew about Clarence.

"But, Momma he makes me happy. Can't I keep him?  Please ?"

"I know, Stevie, but he has a home and family just like you. Now you wouldn't want to keep him from that, would you ? "

"I guess so, Mom, but can't we just play for one more day ?" 

"I suppose that would be okay. Just make sure your home for dinner."

It was a happy day, their best day yet.  Stevie packed lunches and they had a picnic by the lake, the same lake where they first met.  They skipped rocks across the lake and Stevie fished as Clarence caught flies.  Together they stared across the lake and made wishes. " I wish that one day I'll meet a boy and become friends like I have with you," Stevie whispered.

"I hope that I never forget all these wonderful memories," Clarence wished silently.

 

As the sun slowly began to creep away, both Stevie and Clarence knew it was time. Stevie placed Clarence on a lily pad and gently pushed him out across the lake.  Not a word was said, but the feelings between them spoke a thousand words.

Drifting off into the distance Clarence looked back and waved. "I'll always remember, I'll always remember," Stevie shouted as a tear rolled down his cheek. "I'll always remember you, my little froggie."

 

As Stevie peddled home, he thought over and over about all the good times that they had. Then as he rounded the corner to his driveway a soft voice spoke out.

"Neat bike you have there."

"Thanks," Stevie replied.

"Oh, my name is Charlie.  I'm new here.  I just moved in to that big old house across the street." 

"I'm Stevie!" Stevie replied with a huge smile.  "Want to play catch?"

"Gosh, sure," replied Charlie.

It was some time during that childhood game of ball that Charlie made a diving catch. "Way to go, Frogger!" Stevie called out without even thinking.   Stevie and Charlie became friends that day and they have been friends ever since.

Links to other stories

Postcard Papercut
Sedative Sunday
Summer Leap
If Eye Were a Camera
Monster Opera
Lesson #37
Dead
Brain of Bob
Subtle Differences

 

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